adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
All I could think of during that funeral was how great I look in a suit, how creepy catholics are, and how horny I am.
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
Randomize
