She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
My mom just invited me to come with them on their honeymoon to Mexico this summer. And I got a Bump-It in my stocking.
Pass the awkward sauce please.
I'm drowning in it here
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
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