The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I woke up on the steps beside a plate of spaghetti and a toilet paper roll ripped in half. And i actually think this day is gonna get better.
last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
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