okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
Just thought of the perfect gift for mom.... how about not telling her about my fourth open intoxicant ticket I got last night?
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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