marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
Do you remember whose house we're in?
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
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