I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
Let's perk you up. I have a good PG joke and a picture of my penis while urinating. You pick.
my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Yes sir I did. I'll be there with a guest. And no, my date won't be an escort.
Well if that changes tell the escort to bring cocaine.
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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