ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
Don't need my thirties to be known as the decade of "new types of shits from drinking" like last night.
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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