Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
I haven't gotten laid in forever. I'm obsessed. I imagine I this is how Ethopians feel about food.
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
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