Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
When we got home I apparently addressed everyone as 'peasant' since it was my birthday, this followed by me demanding for my "peasants to wash me".
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
I'm watching Trainwreck with Jeff and realizing that I'm the John Cena in my relationship.
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
We're going to watch the inauguration and fuck. Or fuck and watch the inauguration, I'm not picky, just get your ass over here by ten.
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