She told me at midnight she would blow me harder than a new years party kazoo
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
I kind of drew a blank when the doctor asked me how I got super glue up my nose.
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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