Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
So instead of getting the if-you-hurt-my-little-girl-youre-dead talk, i got the alcohol-is-our-friend talk, i like her dad already
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
So far today I've found 3.5 million dollars in savings. Pretty sure management is gonna start buying me hookers if getting laid has this much payoff
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
This can only be settled by a dance off.
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
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