Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
Note to self: the judgement that occurs when unrolling your last 5 which was used to snort drugs the night before, to pay for alcohol before noon on a Monday is worth just sucking it up and taking an overdraft fee.
Wait a min, you had drugs last night?!
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
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