his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
Apparently I used ziplock bags to smuggle my drink out with. By pouring it in one, then cut the corner like it was an icing bag later that night. What is wrong with me?
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
just had Stella and stale goldfish for breakfast under the watchful eyes of an inflatable cactus and 5 llama pinatas. Cinco de mayo success!
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
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