I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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