He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
Noooo. I told you she WAS a cancer. Not that she HAS cancer. This was the one time being a doctor didnt get you laid you alcoholic bastard
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
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