You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
I love having a boyfriend. I just ate pancakes with regular syrup and chocolate syrup, I havent shaved my legs in a week, and Im still going to get laid tonight.
fuck. you.
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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