People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
Caught in the act of lying. Lipstick literally all over his dick. He tried to make some story about darkwing duck or some shit but failed to realize he is a complete moron.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
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