I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
I feel like a weird modern Betty Crocker. I'm icing a cake and looking at gay porn, if that's not an accurate portrayal of the 21st century idk what is.
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
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