Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
If Dr Phil has taught me anything about myself, it’s that I can seriously relate to those women who fake their pregnancies.
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
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