I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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