That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
Couldn't see or hear that well because she hit me on the back of the head with a bat. That is my excuse. Also the gin.
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
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