but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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