you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
Please tell me you woke up next to the hot one cause his ugly friend is still snoring in my bed and my favorite panties are ripped.
Wingwoman of the year. I'll buy you dinner tonight and a new thong. It was THAT good.
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
My condom drawer is now filled with W-2s and tax return documents. Is this adulting?
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
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