Her stripper name is Geico. I'm not drunk or creative enough to make this up.
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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