love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
watching a tv show about cocaine.. just explained to my mom why the test monkey chose coke over food
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
Fuck morning classes. Fuck early work. Fuck anything in the morning that doesn't involve sleeping, sex or bacon.
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
I just banged that chick from the bar by speaking french. all i had to do was recite my grocery list
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
I'm never drinking again. I saw way more penises than I ever cared to see last night. And I've decided that I'm going to live in Scotland.
I need an explanation for both of these epiphanies.
There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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