i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
My wife managed to convince me to not drink everclear by threatening to ban me from her vagina
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
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