You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
Keeping my bail papers as a souvenir from when I was arrested. Too weird?
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
The one time I decide to bring people over you are laying naked on the coffee table watching the ceiling fan cause "it just moves so fast" I'm guessing you got paid today??
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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