Me too!
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
Just ate applesauce I laced with percocets for dinner. I'm pretty sure my grandmother does the same thing.
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
Super awkward that I just now realized I added no verb to the first statement about super hero porn. We were watching it, not making it. Clarity.
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
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