I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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