a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
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