just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
May the power of my ass compel you!!
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO BE A DRUNK WHEN ALL MY ENABLERS ARE BUSY?!
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
Would you be opposed to me keeping a live lobster in the shower for a bit?
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
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