The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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