If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
Woke up in a pool of alcohol sweat. Probably could wring out my sheets and make a decent cocktail.
I feel like one of those toads that you lick to get high or find a prince.... cept when you lick me you find a drunk whore.
I hate cats. They're so curious, it's not their damn business.
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
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