Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
I feel like god wrote up a contract of my life, and i just signed off on that shit without reading the fine print.
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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