I am apparently in rockville maryland. I just threw up my tater tots I had fro brunch in a safeway parking lot. Then ordered a pizza. Pepperoni and pineapple. I'm sitting in the parking lot, next to my barf, waiting for my pizza. WOOF. Someone just gave me an oxycontin tab. Can u come get me? I'm scared
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
Randomize
