the new term for farting is butt boxing.
At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
cab driver says "I saw your friend who opens her legs. she went home with two guys." pretty sure he was talking about you
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
No more Irish car bombs ever.
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
And I might have stolen a bag of Doritos out of Matt's car and hid them in my bag and gave individual chips out to people dancing, trying to convince people they were mini tacos.. Like why Am I allowed to be an adult
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
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