I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
I just saw an appointment in my phone called "it's been a month" I think I drunkly did that after I slept with Paul to remind myself to check if I got knocked up... I'm smarter drunk than sober.
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
I'm closer to stabbing a fork in my neck than finishing this resume.
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
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