you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
The fact that you screamed, "Alf is my spirit animal!" is proof enough that we're too old for peyote.
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
Do you recall asking me to zip line through your wedding dressed as a bleeding angel?
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