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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
i tried to get you to come inside, but you insisted on throwing up in the flowers "because they're pretty."
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
just saw a midget ride a motorized cooler into the liquor store. i'm gonna follow him home.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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