yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Do u think I can claim pregnancy as an accident so my insurance covers it?
So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
I kinda knew it wasnt going to pan out when he would rather watch how i met your mother ON TIVO than fuck me......
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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