love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
Just saw out breathalyzer tubes from last night on the side of the road. Glad the cop let us know that they are biodegradable
The dingo escaped by eating a hole through my screen door. It's loose in the city somewhere.
Just heard my neighbor say "I'm just gonna lay down in a coma until someone comes into my room and hands me a beer." He's got his priorities straight
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
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