just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
You know its good night when theres makeup smears on the toilet seat
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
you didn't want to pay for the shots so you negotiated with the bartenders. Apparently 1 shot is worth 5 seconds of motor-boating you.
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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