like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
I called the bar to ask if they found my Id and credit card and they remembered me as 'the girl who signed her receipt in blood'
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
I love that your last three texts to me were "Drunk." "Getting laid." "In the hospital."
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
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