If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
I need a secretary to manage my drinking schedule.
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
I found you in the bathroom. You were sitting cross-legged on the floor wearing nothing but socks completely surrounded by broken crayons.
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
My wife climbed on top of me, fucked my brains out, and gave me money from the ATM. I'm living the dream.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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