Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
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