Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
Just had sex with a girl from Italy. The only english she knew was Obama campaign slogans. Her screaming, "Yes we can!" as I was railing her not only turned me on but allowed my neighbors to know it was consentual.
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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