I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
note to self: Never ask your girlfriend to have a 3some with your ex...
Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
Well I'm half drunk in a green tutu at a chipotle. So pretty good parade.
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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