I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
I told her that I was going up to my room to lay in front of a fan without pants on, watching Avengers and she still wanted to get with me. I have to marry her.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
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