lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
dear santa what can i do with your candy cane?
I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
When this bachelor party is over and your life is in ruins, you have my permission to die.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
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