come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
I'm in a waiting room at the hospital - and there's a dude here who is WAY too proud of his urine sample.
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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