Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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