With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
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I woke up to somebody tossing my salad... I should have drank more
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
Because I'm a hot mess throwing up in the litter box
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
Dude there's ten thousand dollars worth of damage to the kids house and three thousand in stolen property and his dog is missing he is pissed
If I give him back his dog do you think he'll invite me to the next party
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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