You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
I swear to god, allah, buddah and motherfucking oprah winfrey... if I have to stay here any longer because you are holding us up I will choke you out.
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
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